stalling:

Basically, politics is one cookie and two hungry preschoolers. And the thing is, that cookie isn’t even a moist chocolate chip cookie, or anything. It’s a dry, crumbly, shortbread cookie. But these are preschoolers we are talking about.

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

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Hoping to get a lot of artwork done over the summer, seeing that I’ll be starting in an official art program in high school and should be prepared. I even got a few books to help me out so hopefully it won’t be too bad. 　

My Mom says she’s not wild about me going to pride. 

Mom. 

Mom, what are you doing.

You took me to the Bay to Breakers… in the Haight. 

That’s where all the nudists hang out. 

I was in fifth grade. 

There were old men Mom. 

I was scarred Mom. 

SCARRED.

Mom, I saw a couple dry humping each other, right next to me. 

What do you mean you don’t want me to go to pride. 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?